Thursday, 15 July 2010

actually dying caused me to wake up

i remember the other night i actually let myself die in my dream and it made me wake up and my heart was pounding pretty hard and i was full of adrenalin. pretty crazy.

the grim reaper

i dreamed last night that i was in some kind of school and this grim reaper figure would come in and if he was looking for you then there was seemingly nothing you could do except if you had this particular mask, if you put in over your face, then you would become invisible to him and he would go away for a while. then i saw some brave soul who was going to be attacked by the reaper and he acted as if the reaper didnt exist or have any power over him and when the reaper tried thrusting a knife into this guys (dark medium length curly hair with a blue and white collared shirt, like my orange one, only short sleeves) back it just disappeared and then the reaper also disappeared when he realized he was powerless against this guy. that gave me courage.

Monday, 12 July 2010

lds testimony meeting

i dreamed last night that i was in an lds testimony meeting in sandvika and stood up on top of a piano bench and started telling everybody all the stuff i have recently learned about church history and why the church was a cult, etc. everybody starting laughing, i think they thought i was trying to be funny, but when they realized i wasnt then they started laughing to scorn. i think there was like 1 old lady with long blonde frizzy/curly hair that actually listened to what i was saying and seemed to agree with me.
the meeting began by announcing the excommunication of Ds husband Nick because he wasnt willing to share names of people he knew. it was completely absurd, so that fired me up to get up on the bench and start "preaching" =) but this took place in the kent stake center and not in sandvika. afterwards i remember seeing security cars driving to my house to try and arrest me, so i didnt go home.

Monday, 21 June 2010

escape from islam island

i dreamed i was in some kind of christian concentration camp run by islamists. even though im not christian anymore, i was christian in my dream. how funny. the place looked like a prison with a big building and tower, guards on the roof tops with rifles and even really thick, round, silver-looking silencers on the sniper rifles. they had guard dogs too. last night i watched a csi miami episode that was about a guy in prison so no wonder why the setting for this dream was like this. they forced the prisoners to fight each other to the death like in a gladiator movie. i remember one person running behind another guy while whacking him in the head with a gardening fork tool. my son was playing with one of those 2 nights ago at a wedding, and 2 of my sons were in the prison with me. i finally got out of the prison by following charlize theron right out the front gate. she acted with such authority that everybody believed she knew what she was doing. she said to the guy trying to close the gate before she got there "laa!" (no, in arabic) (although i put those words into her mouth because i knew how to say it in arabic) and then she demanded a passport and car keys in a very authoritative way and people didnt dare doubt her in fear of punishment. last night i watched a 4 minute clip of zach galifianakis interviewing theron in "between 2 ferns". again, no wonder she was in my dream. i guess i must have left my sons there to try and go get help, but i remember some other prisoner confronting me about leaving and i remember saying "they're going to die here anyways". when we had driven a ways out of the camp we came to the beach only to find tons of more guards/police with weapons, but they werent necessarily looking for us. it seemed as if we were on an island. but i do remember somebody (one of the guards, but on my side) grabbing me by the arm and walking me somewhere, but then i woke up.

Thursday, 10 June 2010

war time

i remember standing alongside a major road in a polish city and the moroccan army was invading and all of the sudden one of the moroccan soldiers on a tank just opened fire on me and 2 other people standing there. i remember falling to the ground and about to die and expecting the soldier to come finish the job, but he didnt and i was like "cmon just get it over with". i wanted to see what was "on the other side", but i never made it. i guess i didnt die. i also remember some princess that i had had an affair with or something and i was chasing her car yelling for her to stop and the car she was driving pulled into the house next to the big iron gate they came out of. the princess was riding in the convertable, sitting upraised and it was night time. then i saw her fiance across the street coming towards us and i dont remember what happened after that.

Thursday, 6 May 2010

being chased and driving trucks

i dreamed last night that my boss and JOM were chasing me with a taser gun, the kind that shoots out a wire with a pointy thing on the end and electrocutes the person it hits. i threw rocks at my boss (reminds me of the movie hostel which i watched a couple of days ago) and JOM is a runner so i said to myself "ive gotta find a way to do something to his feet". i eventually lost them somehow, by running over some train tracks and a bridge of some sort, walking on a thin pipe over a river or something. then some truck driver guy wanted to hire me to drive trucks for him and he said he would pay me really well. i would get 10% more than everybody else i think.

i also remember walking by a highway with PE and M was acting rude so we started walking home together and after we got back i heard them arguing and PE said trying to reassure M that she didnt like me and that she thought i was ugly and M saw that i heard her say that and he was all embarrassed and i felt hurt.

Saturday, 1 May 2010

rubbing my nipple

i dreamed i was sitting next to BRJ and i took her hand as a joke and put it on my chest and made her start rubbing a circle around my nipple.

Friday, 23 April 2010

the man in yellow

i remember being somewhere where an exconvict (still in his prison jumper, which was yellow) was going to beat up or kill a mormon guy for trying to convert some of this guys friends/family. i remember trying to reason with the excon that what he was doing was not representative of jesus, but he didnt want to listen. i remember telling him that these beliefs are just ideas and faith and that he didnt need to react so angrily, things arent life or death... he looked just like the gomez (?) guy in a recent dexter episode (where dexter brought the wrong files to a court case), with slicked-back dark hair and tatoos on his arms.

Monday, 19 April 2010

smoking engine

i dreamed last night that i was driving our car and tons of black smoke started to come out from underneath the hood, covering the windshield of the car and THEN the yellow oil light came on. the car was apparently way down/empty on oil. our car didnt get any damage, but it was close to melting/ruining the engine. this is exactly what my mother in law told me about her car a couple of days ago, everything except for the smoke, so thats probably where this came from..

maze dragon fire crystal

2 nights ago i dreamed that i was in some kind of castle and got there through some kind of maze or troublesome path and there was a huge dragon outside the castle breathing fire down into the castle, but it didnt reach me, but it was super hot and i was supposed to get to some place or tower to retrieve some kind of oracle or crystal or something because once i got that i would have power to stop anything and anyone....

Tuesday, 16 March 2010

the third eye moldavite and the kidnapped child

i taped a piece of moldavite to my third eye last night before i went to bed. i remember that the dreams i had were pretty vivid, but when i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, the moldavite fell out of the bandage and i put it on a dresser and went back to bed. THEN i had a really life-like dream with lots of emotions and i remember thinking it was really real. i dreamt that my child was kidnapped while we were on vacation in denmark. my child had to have been taken out of our car when i wasnt looking. it was a nightmare.

Monday, 1 March 2010

shuba, exorcisms and the eye

last night i dreamed that i could fly with a shuba (below the root, which i played just the other day) and flew up to a woman's house in the LMCC. her husband was the mayor of the city and their house was up in the air so that nobody could get up to it and mess with the dead bodies (criminal evidence) that the police department stored in his house. i flew up there because i had a crush on the woman and wanted to say hi. her daughter was home so i talked to them for a while, but then her husband came home unannounced and he was suspicious that something was going on. i offered to let him fly using my shuba. suddenly their house wasnt in the air anymore and was a lot smaller on the outside than it seemed to be from the inside. so we and a lot of other people were standing on their lawn and everybody seemed to have their own shuba for some reason.

earlier on that night i also dreamed about banishing annoying/hostile spirits to the outer reaches of the universe and i wasnt even scared. i totally faced them without much fear. it was a cool feeling.

i also dreamed about EA, he seemed a lot younger, but otherwise dressed the same. i remember seeing a big eye (it was like his eye was in front of him on a big screen or something) and it seemed gentle, but also capable of harm. it was crazy.

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

inside a giant boat, breasts and a gocart

i think i was inside a giant boat last night. there were 2 giant eggs at one end and i saw a real dragon hatch from one of the eggs. he was playful, but a little dangerous. i then remember standing way up high somewhere looking down at the ground below and seeing MR take off her top so i could see her breasts. they werent tan around the nipples because of her tan line. i tried acting like it wasnt any big deal seeing her breasts. then i remember OB and someone else ask who wants to run home to get her a bra and i volunteered since noone else wanted to do it. i had a really fun gocart to drive home with. it was fun to spin around corners. i think i dreamed this because it has been really icy on the roads lately and the car im driving is fun to drive when it is icy =)

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

surgery, guns and bathrooms, plus a kiss

i had a weird dream last night that i was in a hospital and going to have some kind of surgery on some internal organs, i cant remember what it was. i remember before getting to the hospital that i found a buried chest that i had buried a long time ago and it was filled with handguns and ammunition, but the ivana girl on lost who was jacob's helper, who brought the dead john locke to the statue, said that i wasnt allowed to take any of the weapons, but i emptied the magazine of the best handgun and took it with me and convinced her that it was fine. i remember waiting to be operated on and i was looking for a bathroom so i could have a bowel movement and urinate before surgery and i couldnt find a bathroom anywhere. eventually i found one where nobody knew there was one. all the places i was told to look were too far away or they were labeled as a bathroom, but it turned out only to be a shower with no toilet. i remember then lying on a table getting ready for the anesthesiologist and right before getting my anesthetics, i woke up.

update: i just remembered that i also was in a building and saw EBK and went right up to her and began to kiss her lips, and she seemed surprised and happy, but when i realized what i was doing i pulled away immediately (i felt like something else was controlling my body, making me do that) and she got sad and started crying. i tried explaining that it wasnt me doing that, but it didnt seem to help.

Monday, 25 January 2010

party off the boat

in my dream last night i was on a big boat and had gone down to the lowest level and the captain sat completely in the front of the boat. on the first row sat H. Hollon. i remember having to stoop way down or crawl to get around in the bottom level of the boat. when i got off the boat i met C. James and she invited me to a party at her parents house. i remember also going with her to some celebration/graduation party of some sort filled with popular and famous people. some guy was toastmaster and was getting annoyed at some short blonde sports kid who kept commenting on everything he would say. at C. James' house i stayed a little while and tried to talk to people and then i left. i remember her house was high up on a cliff overlooking the ocean. (reminds me of the house on åndenes makt last night that was high up, but not overlooking any body of water)

Sunday, 24 January 2010

marine friend and running from the mob

i dreamed last night that i had knowledge of some kind of atomic bomb delivery to some big mob boss and he found out that i knew. i was on the run at an airport and found out that the US government was after me as well (via the mob boss). i went to take out money on one of my bank cards and it was completely empty although i had several thousand kroner on it the day before. luckily i had one card that wasnt emptied or blocked yet. while at the airport i saw a whole train of airport employees running after me so i hid in an in-airport hotel lobby hiding behind columns (reminds me of the movie venus which i saw last night where peter otoole was hiding behind a column during an acting scene). then i talked to a receptionist (the short heavy set dark haired girl from comedy inc) asking her for help. while i was waiting at a gate i ran into D. Reichert and another guy i knew. they were like 8 or 9 feet tall and all muscle. D. was a marine and the other guy was a navy seal or something. my friend H. Høgset was there with me all of the sudden and we got this lady to take a picture of us 3 where D. held us up on each arm high up in the air. D. was really humble and nice. weird.

Thursday, 21 January 2010

2 dreams - reduced to nothing and no snow

2 nights ago i dreamed that my wife and i moved to utah of all places and she already had a job lined up while i had nothing. i went into the city and on my way i left my backpack on the train and lost it. it had my laptop in it. then i realized i had forgotten to shower so i looked kind of shabby and felt sweaty and smelly. then i was going to buy new clothes and the guys at the store were giving me a hard time because they felt i had offended them somehow. they got me the wrong pair of shoes that i had asked for and i confronted the guy and he got angry at me and pulled out a gun and pointed it at me. we got into a wrestling match and he fired off the gun but it was pointing at him so he shot himself. the police came and i told them what had happened and since there were witnesses i was just let go, no questioning or anything. i remember i was also looking to buy some blue jeans and a grey sweater and i couldnt find anything my size. i left the store empty handed and then somehow i lost my wallet. i think somebody pickpocketed me. i didnt have any way to call my wife. i was riding a bike on this path around a body of water to my right. there was a chain linked fence between me and the water. the path was made of cement and was very wide, wide enough for cars to drive on although they werent allowed. then a security car with 3 guys in it drove by and i waived them down to ask for help, but then it turned out they were only dressed up as security guards and were bankrobbers or something. i somehow started chasing them on my bike or they were chasing me, and we ran onto a trolly that was right by the water and then that dream ended.

last night i dreamed that i woke up and all the snow outside was gone! there were even huge plants/trees next to the parking area by where we live and i was like "yes!" =) i was so happy. then MP and his wife EP were coming over to our house. i cant remember what we were talking about, but i know EP liked it and MP didnt for some reason. then i was sitting in some kind of classroom with individuals desks like at a university exam. and there was a girl sitting behind me and a girl sitting to the left, diagonally behind me and i was turned around in my seat talking to them and flirting with them, trying to get them to have sex with me. i dont remember who they were, but one of them reminded me of JillJ.

Thursday, 14 January 2010

vivid again and i remember details

last night before i went to sleep i had an orgasm and i didnt eat anything (no late night snack/cereal). i wonder if those factors have anything to do with the vividness of dreams. i have felt for many days now that my dreams havent been filled with details/seemed very very real and that i havent been able to remember much after waking. last night was completely different. i dreamed i was harry potter, but that i was fighting vampires and they were everywhere. several times they almost overpowered me. i was in some kind of bath/tile-laced room, white and there was a thin pool of deep water around the perimeter. it reminded me of the round room in blade after he kicks ass in the blood party. there were vampires there pushing me under the water and holding me down to drown me. i dont remember how i got out of it. i think by getting angry and getting a lot of strength. btw, i watched the first 10 minutes of a harry potter movie 2 nights ago. i remember later a lot of huge open green fields where vampires were picnicking everywhere and me and a lot of other people had infiltrated them and started throwing holy water with garlic bits at every single person we passed by. the weird thing was that nobody reacted and flew away or fought back or noticed what we were doing. it kind of reminded me of the dead souls in lotr who just swept over all of saurumans forces without trouble. i also remember earlier i was flying around, although i dont remember if it was on a broomstick or not, trying to get away from vampires. once i had to try and squeeze through a thin stone window (without glass) in some kind of big castle. i had several dreams, but this is the only one i remember.

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

her blir det meat!

i remember only coming into a little meat (grocery?) store and saw bjarne brøndbo resting his head on a table, on top of a piece of meat and crying, he had a white butcher uniform on. but when i came in he acted like he wasnt crying. then i remember chasing my wife around the store trying to hit her with a stuffed animal or staples or something (i cant remember). what a crazy dream.

Sunday, 10 January 2010

apartment building

i remembered a lot of last nights dream when i had to get up early in the morning to change olivers diaper, but i was just too tired to go to the computer and write it down.

i remember an apartment building that i kept coming back to that reminded me of the renovated old church on the britians best home program i watched last night. i remember being married to TBS, but then to BH because something happened with my first marriage, only to discover that she was still alive and still wanted me. (this probably because of the Vicky Cristina Barcelona movie i saw the other day). i was on the run from somebody/people (it reminded me a little of that british tv show i saw about the last people on earth after some disease [swine flu?] wiped out most of the earth).

Saturday, 9 January 2010

driving around

i dont remember much more than driving around some foreign city with my kids in the car, looking for something/someone. i also remember seeing KN. i dont remember anything she did, just that she was sitting somewhere by the ocean/beach with a single colored (dark purple?) thin turtleneck shirt (made of wool? like the black one i have?) the mood of the dream reminded me of the movie we watched last night Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Wednesday, 6 January 2010


i cant remember anything other than a worm like character like on the tim burton movie called corpse bride
its funny how sometimes i can remember lots of details and other times nothing or very little.

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

the private part

i am sorry to say i didnt have time to record my dreams from 2 and 3 days ago. all i remember last night was seeing my brother B naked and noticing that he had a lot longer penis than me and being jealous =) what was weird was that it was "white" (caucasian) but the head was dark brown. i thought that was weird =)

Saturday, 2 January 2010

2 nights of nothing, then back in the saddle

i dont know why but 4 nights ago i had a very vivid dream and recorded it here with much detail, then the following 2 nights i had absolutely nothing, or i dont remember a single thing although i think i actually dreamed. then last night i could remember my dream again. strange.

last night i remember at least being in some library where a girl who worked there would be looking at me very often, following me with her eyes (i wonder if this is because i feel like the girl at B Dahl does the same thing when she happens to be outside on a smoke break sometimes when i get to work?). i was there with my friend H Ferreyra. he left his skandiabanken card and i took it to hold onto it for him, but i ended up bending it so that it broke. i remember being annoyed with myself and asking myself why i didnt put it in my little wallet, but instead just put it in my front left pants pocket. i feard that the card became unusable. the logo also was super old and ugly and i saw that the card was issued in 2001 or 2002. (the reminds me of the old logos i saw a couple of days ago that were really ugly). my friend told me on the phone that i could bring the card to his house, but i had to be careful getting there because he lived in a really dangerous place. (what is funny is that this reminds me now of the show i just watched on tv tonight about a rich kid/25 yrs old who went to the most dangerous place in england to help out at a neighborhood club for kids from the streets. prophetic dream?) the odd thing was that i had to get there on bicycle. the terrain reminded me of my wifes familys cabin in røros. for some reason i arrived at some kind of warehouse and was met by some dark woman who had sex with me and really wanted me to stay with her, but i felt nothing for her and i cant remember much after that.