Monday, 21 June 2010

escape from islam island

i dreamed i was in some kind of christian concentration camp run by islamists. even though im not christian anymore, i was christian in my dream. how funny. the place looked like a prison with a big building and tower, guards on the roof tops with rifles and even really thick, round, silver-looking silencers on the sniper rifles. they had guard dogs too. last night i watched a csi miami episode that was about a guy in prison so no wonder why the setting for this dream was like this. they forced the prisoners to fight each other to the death like in a gladiator movie. i remember one person running behind another guy while whacking him in the head with a gardening fork tool. my son was playing with one of those 2 nights ago at a wedding, and 2 of my sons were in the prison with me. i finally got out of the prison by following charlize theron right out the front gate. she acted with such authority that everybody believed she knew what she was doing. she said to the guy trying to close the gate before she got there "laa!" (no, in arabic) (although i put those words into her mouth because i knew how to say it in arabic) and then she demanded a passport and car keys in a very authoritative way and people didnt dare doubt her in fear of punishment. last night i watched a 4 minute clip of zach galifianakis interviewing theron in "between 2 ferns". again, no wonder she was in my dream. i guess i must have left my sons there to try and go get help, but i remember some other prisoner confronting me about leaving and i remember saying "they're going to die here anyways". when we had driven a ways out of the camp we came to the beach only to find tons of more guards/police with weapons, but they werent necessarily looking for us. it seemed as if we were on an island. but i do remember somebody (one of the guards, but on my side) grabbing me by the arm and walking me somewhere, but then i woke up.

Thursday, 10 June 2010

war time

i remember standing alongside a major road in a polish city and the moroccan army was invading and all of the sudden one of the moroccan soldiers on a tank just opened fire on me and 2 other people standing there. i remember falling to the ground and about to die and expecting the soldier to come finish the job, but he didnt and i was like "cmon just get it over with". i wanted to see what was "on the other side", but i never made it. i guess i didnt die. i also remember some princess that i had had an affair with or something and i was chasing her car yelling for her to stop and the car she was driving pulled into the house next to the big iron gate they came out of. the princess was riding in the convertable, sitting upraised and it was night time. then i saw her fiance across the street coming towards us and i dont remember what happened after that.

Thursday, 6 May 2010

being chased and driving trucks

i dreamed last night that my boss and JOM were chasing me with a taser gun, the kind that shoots out a wire with a pointy thing on the end and electrocutes the person it hits. i threw rocks at my boss (reminds me of the movie hostel which i watched a couple of days ago) and JOM is a runner so i said to myself "ive gotta find a way to do something to his feet". i eventually lost them somehow, by running over some train tracks and a bridge of some sort, walking on a thin pipe over a river or something. then some truck driver guy wanted to hire me to drive trucks for him and he said he would pay me really well. i would get 10% more than everybody else i think.

i also remember walking by a highway with PE and M was acting rude so we started walking home together and after we got back i heard them arguing and PE said trying to reassure M that she didnt like me and that she thought i was ugly and M saw that i heard her say that and he was all embarrassed and i felt hurt.

Saturday, 1 May 2010

rubbing my nipple

i dreamed i was sitting next to BRJ and i took her hand as a joke and put it on my chest and made her start rubbing a circle around my nipple.

Friday, 23 April 2010

the man in yellow

i remember being somewhere where an exconvict (still in his prison jumper, which was yellow) was going to beat up or kill a mormon guy for trying to convert some of this guys friends/family. i remember trying to reason with the excon that what he was doing was not representative of jesus, but he didnt want to listen. i remember telling him that these beliefs are just ideas and faith and that he didnt need to react so angrily, things arent life or death... he looked just like the gomez (?) guy in a recent dexter episode (where dexter brought the wrong files to a court case), with slicked-back dark hair and tatoos on his arms.

Monday, 19 April 2010

smoking engine

i dreamed last night that i was driving our car and tons of black smoke started to come out from underneath the hood, covering the windshield of the car and THEN the yellow oil light came on. the car was apparently way down/empty on oil. our car didnt get any damage, but it was close to melting/ruining the engine. this is exactly what my mother in law told me about her car a couple of days ago, everything except for the smoke, so thats probably where this came from..

maze dragon fire crystal

2 nights ago i dreamed that i was in some kind of castle and got there through some kind of maze or troublesome path and there was a huge dragon outside the castle breathing fire down into the castle, but it didnt reach me, but it was super hot and i was supposed to get to some place or tower to retrieve some kind of oracle or crystal or something because once i got that i would have power to stop anything and anyone....